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Here Is My New Emo Song

from All Talk by Recalculating

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Dr. Spock never spanked us and we suffer the statistics
Self-absorbed, self-obsessed, self-indulgent, solipsistic
I hate to break it to you, your disappointment's not logical
My only purpose on this planet is to disappoint my mama

I spent the weekend with the collected works of Psychology Today
Digested it all, even the stuff that seemed like clickbait
Came out the other side edified and equipped
Equipped to manage all the toxicity in my midst

The cat has discovered its bit
Its own multi-level marketing pitch
It scratches at the back door trying to get in
It's got a mouthful of feathers and thinks it's giving a gift

We're sorry to have startled you
You caught us off guard
This thing in my hands?
Here is my new emo song

We're sorry to have startled you, you caught us off guard
This thing in my hands? Here is my new emo song


from All Talk, released March 27, 2020


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Recalculating New York, New York

Recalculating. Scrappy, feisty, indie(ish). Heart-on-sleeve but not sentimental, self-aware but not self-serious, and almost always grammatically correct. If you're in the tri-state area, hit us up for a show if you like what you hear!

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